Apparently, There’s A Republican Debate Tonight
By Brought to you by the makers of Rick Perry’s signature pre-debate cocktail, Ambien:
And a fifth of Tito’s Handmade Vodka.
In conclusion, I, uh think, uh, Americans just don’t know sometimes which Mitt Romney they’re dealing with. Is it the Mitt Romney that was on the side of against the Second Amendment [pause] before he, ah, was for the Second Amendment was it was before he was before these social programs, uh, from the standpoint he was standing, uh, for Roe vs. Wade before he was against Roe, uh, Roe vs. Wade uh he was uh for Race To The Top uh [pause] strategery!