Shorter Republican Candidates

“We must kill the Great Society in order to save it.”

…give this to Bai: without Jon Huntsman, where would he be getting the botched Nirvana references that are so crucial to our future?

…Huntsman’s role in this debate is sort of like K-Lo’s on the mythical NRO cruise.

…People who draw 4 aces and think they’re great poker players are the Republican base. Mittens shouldn’t offend them!

…Mittens comes out against extremely regressive sales tax, then comes out for extremely regressive exemptions of investment income.

…Bachmann, as a mother, comes out for daughters getting cervical cancer.