This is how Jews work: we say “I am who I am” and we mean it.

I teach for 6 ½ hours today, need to attend a staff meeting, have given up the rest of my day to office hours and must, at some point, eat, so I have no time to deal with this admittedly hilarious situation.  That said, in whatever moments I can steal from this damnably engorged day, I’d love to find some evidence that the world hasn’t forsaken its sense of humor for a bag of chips and a chopping block.