Garrison Keillor’s War on (behalf of) Christmas

I’d like to think this was on purpose, but I have my doubts:

And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write ‘Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah’? No, we didn’t. Christmas is a Christian holiday—if you’re not in the club, then buzz off.

Golly gee whiz, Mr. Keillor, if you don’t want us to write your songs, we don’t want you to use our words.