Derby Day!
By So, there is a horse racing event of some note over in Louisville this afternoon. I would be remiss in failing to make some recommendations:
1. Conveyance 12-1 (a gray horse with a nice, practical name)
2. Mission Implazible 20-1 (unconventional spelling of “implausible” seals the place)
3. Jackson Bend 15-1 (looks feisty)
Take it to the bank! Or to your bookie. Either way.