Raising the dead
By Oral Roberts has apparently launched a new fundraising campaign.
However, as he explained twenty-two years ago, this might just be a temporary thing:
Roberts also said that in the “world to come,” he expected to return to Tulsa. He added, “I wouldn’t be surprised if God did not bring me back to these 400 acres of Oral Roberts University he has built and would let me reign over these 400 acres.”
Experts inform us that while Zombie Oral Roberts can be as dangerous as any other zombie, he can be distracted easily with spare change and loose bills.