Anne Applebaum, You Gotta Be Putting Me On

Alternative Shorter Anne Applebaum: I applaud the laudable Swiss referendum that uses a bigoted minaret ban to address an threat that is entirely non-existent in their country. Indeed, I’m so proud of the irrational racism of their attacking-Muslim-architecture policy that I can almost forgive them for their disgraceful arresting-fugitive-child-rapists policy.