A River In Texas
By Shorter John Cornyn: Having more congressional races where we’re uncompetitive is a good thing, because it will save us money! And while Al Franken continuing to win against Norm Coleman’s frivolous lawsuits would be highly unlikely — indeed, an upset on the order of the Cavaliers beating the Pistons — this would still be a good thing because…you know, heighten the contradictions! Profit!