Too much stupid for just one fork
By The Most Inane Punditry of 2008.
I’m glad to say I’d never even heard of some of these items. For example:
“Well, here’s the other thing that we saw on the tape, Chris, is that, when Obama went in, he was offered coffee, and he said, ‘I’ll have orange juice.’ ” Matthews replied, “No,” to which Shuster responded: “He did.” Shuster continued: “And it’s just one of those sort of weird things. You know, when the owner of the diner says, ‘Here, have some coffee,’ you say, ‘Yes, thank you,’ and, ‘Oh, can I also please have some orange juice, in addition to this?’ You don’t just say, ‘No, I’ll take orange juice,’ and then turn away and start shaking hands.”
Duly noted! You know, without wealthy television pundits to instruct us, we’d probably spend most of our time slitting each others’ throats over the finer breaches of Regular Guy Etiquette.