The Answer is "No"

Someday, you might encounter someone — a hopeless naif, or someone who spent most of this decade living off the grid, or perhaps someone recovering from an infestation of brain parasites — who will ask, “Isn’t there anything George Bush didn’t knock into a cocked hat? Anything at all?”

The answer, of course, will be “No.”

Here’s my favorite, but you really could select at random:

GAO investigators found that information technology security is so poor at the Department of Agriculture that its operations are “seriously” jeopardized. They also found that the federal farm programs the agency administers are handing out money to people who are not actively engaged in farming. Perhaps most distressing, the agency is not doing enough to secure “high-consequence biological pathogens” at laboratories carrying out agency-funded work. That means labs studying potential biological weapons agents are not handling these materials adequately and pose their own security risk.

But remember: George Bush Kept Us Safe (TM).