Lawyers, Guns and Money Shop Now Open
By Are you the kind of deviant who has always wanted to festoon your home with pictures of a cat attempting to copulate with a muppet? Your search is over; LGM now carries of wide range of cat-attempting-to-copulate-with-a-muppet related products.
Are you a wanna-be-hipster who has tired of having to seek out t-shirts from ever more obscure bands in order to impress your wanna-be-hipster friends? Look no further; the LGM logo is guaranteed to strike a powerful blow in the struggle for most obscure pop culture reference.
Are you a social misfit who resents the notion that you need to buy your “friends” and “family” “stuff” that they “like” for “Christmas?” The LGM Shop is the place for you; it’s highly unlikely that anyone you know will actually “want” or “be happy with” any of the products we feature.
That’s right; LGM now offers products. You should buy them. Make this Christmas “A Very LGM” Christmas. We’re pretty much in uncharted territory with this, so suggestions and requests are more than welcome.