Baseball Challenge Halfway Results
By Although C. Moore’s Sluggy McSlugs managed a hard charge towards the end of the first half of the season, they were unable to stave off the inevitable victory of the Lexington Bearded Ducks. The Ducks, considered nigh unbeatable by most analysts, delivered a 175 point victory over the McSlugs and other, lesser competition. The pointless formality of the second half of the season will begin on Thursday. The final first half standings:
| 1 | Lexington Bearded Ducks, R. Farley | 4700 |
| 2 | Sluggy McSlugs, C. Moore | 4525 |
| 3 | The Rev. Josh Fields, A. Katz | 4374 |
| 4 | Headless Thompson Gunners, S. Hickey | 4325 |
| 5 | kodos423, k. crockett | 4274 |
| 6 | JacobyRules, P. Smith | 4231 |
| 7 | KY Colonels, R. Payne | 4198 |
| 8 | Austin Electric Chairs, E. Loomis | 4080 |
| 9 | Wild Loose Comma, C. S | 4015 |
| 10 | Axis of Evel Knievel, D. Noon | 4012 |
| 11 | Theibault Moor Orioles, J. Theibault | 3924 |
| 12 | Lungless Wonders, E. Udall | 3907 |
| 13 | MutiliatedLittleLady, K. Houghton | 3823 |
| 14 | Sprained Mitochondria, P. McLeod | 3783 |
| 15 | Heavily Armed Tourists, M. Haxby | 3712 |
| 16 | Warning Track Power, P. Wu | 3681 |
| 17 | Drunken Warthogs, S. Ehrlich | 3601 |
| 18 | Robertson, E. Robertson | 3593 |
| 19 | Wobblies, M. Christman | 3543 |
| 20 | Lee Ho Fuk’s, P. Richardson | 3529 |
| 21 | The 14th Century, M Dugas | 3316 |
| 22 | Anderson, f. Anderson | 3184 |
| 23 | Wengler1, W. Engler | 3115 |