Karl Rove: Still Entitled to "The Math"

In addition to his election maps, here are a few other items that Karl Rove has offered the credulous Jake Tapper:

• a shoebox filled with old baseball cards, the highlight of which is a 1981 Von Hayes rookie edition with “Karl’s Kard — Go Away” written on the back in blue crayon;
• a small Glad sandwich bag filled with oregano, which Rove insists is from his “totally sweet” private stash;
• an expired parrot;
• stock certificates from Zim’s Crack Cream;
• his Newton MessagePad100, which Rove insists still “totally kicks the new Blackberry’s ass”;
• exit polls showing that Republicans totally won the 2006 mid-term elections;
• that slice of pizza over there.