Exclusive! Must Credit LGM!!!! McCain’s Support Entirely Non-Existent!
By Obviously, one has to agree that the fact that a band played before an Obama rally is an immensely important issue which proves his popularity is a fraud. I particularly admire Geraghty inferring the effect of the opening act from Rolling Stone reviews rather than some less important metrics as record sales or usual size of venue played. I can’t believe the MSM is covering this up this critical fact.
However, some unimpeachable sources have informed me that the crowd of 1,500 that John McCain recently drew in Indianapolis was a product of a rare free appearance by the Recess Monkeys, whose latest show was rated “five stars all the way!” by the Birch Bayh Junior High Herald:
“This is real wholesome, old-fashioned music, none of that noise pollution! Although frankly I’d prefer a little Frank Mills.” –M. Goldfarb.
I can only conclude that John McCain’s real drawing power is -30,000 people. When, on when, will the MSM stop covering up this important story?