Um….
By Assuming this is all a zero-sum game, I suppose this means I’m only 28% addicted to the rest of my life. I don’t necessarily accept that premise, but the fact that I’m typing this while trying to sing the ABC’s with my daughter means, at the very least, that I’m not a good person.
The good news is that by my crude calculations, I’m only 54% addicted to this Asthmaboy album.