Home / stupid questions / A Crisis of PantsA Crisis of Pants By Robert Farley / On September 24, 2007 / At 9:07 pm / In stupid questions 779 Views For all of my adult life I have been plagued by the question of pant-size availability. Is it hard to find 38×32 pants because the size is extremely common, or because it’s extremely uncommon? Post navigation Prev PostYeah, they pretty much said the same thing about the Sand Creek Massacre Next PostPsych!