Well I’ll be damned . . .

. . . She had a heart?

I suppose there’s a good argument to be made that if Helmsley had been a man, her crimes wouldn’t have earned more than a year in the clink. Still, she was a noxious human being who abused her employees and cheated the Reagan administration out of millions dollars it could have spent on pointless weapons systems, tax breaks for Helmsley’s wealthy peers, and illegal, covert operations in Central America.