It’s Only Fair

I agree with Roger. The good citizens of Maine should, by referendum, vote on Chief Justice Roberts’s medical treatments and whether or not he should be permitted to stay on the bench, and hopefully they won’t listen to any of those hoity-toity “doctors” with their phony-baloney “medical degrees.” While we find no reliable data to measure the phenomenon, it seems unexceptionable to conclude that Chief Justice Roberts is more likely to have a seizure staying in such a high-pressure job when he could be home enjoying a nice pension and taking it easy. After all, some of his decisions this term suggest that he is so irrational that he might almost have the low decision-making capacity of…a woman! Clearly we cannot allow someone with such a fragile mind and psyche to make his own judgments about medical treatment.