Defining Scandal Down

Yeah, it’s pretty embarrassing that anyone would consider this a “controversy” or “scandal.” (An obscene word! At a baseball stadium! Heavens to betsy.) On the other hand, I certainly hope the Yankees will take this as another reason to follow Joel Sherman’s advice and trade Slappy — he’ll never have the clutchiosity or Jetertude to hit in New York! Really, the only way they’ll win
is to go back to the days of Scott Brosius and Charlie Hayes, and they already have Certified Gold Glover St. Derek of Pasta Diving to build their infield around. Oh yeah.