"Won’t somebody think of the children?"

Having been persuaded by several recent arguments that mocking the earnest and well-meaning artists of the world only hurts America’s youth, I can only imagine what a post like this might do to atomize the souls of aspiring poets and songwriters.

Now, I’ve usually only enjoyed about 43% of Conor Oberst’s work, but think it’s outrageous that someone would take the time to criticize him — especially when our government (which Oberst opposes) is torturing people.

Christ! Perhaps if Joe Mathlete would spend less time explaining Marmaduke to us, he would understand a little something about priorities.