It’s no Spaceballs, but really — what is?

If you need a break from the unreadable dead-seriousness of Victor Davis Hanson’s No Man a Slave outtakes, try “Bizarro Iraq 2007” — the funniest right wing parody since Liberalstein!

Behold:

Terrorists bemoan recent setbacks in ‘War on Freedom’
Call on bin Laden to cut his losses
May 1, 2007
Sources: Rooters News Agency and Non-associated Press

. . . . The war in Iraq “is lost” and Al Qaeda attacks are failing to bring an Islamic state to the country, spokesman of the Salafist Group for Preching and Combat, Harry Sheikh Reidari, said Thursday. “I believe … that this war is lost, and continuing attacks are not accomplishing anything, as is shown by the extreme blows to our network in Iraq recently,” Reidari told journalists. “Iraq has diverted resources from our greater ‘War on Freedom’. It would be best if we withdrew, leaving only a small force to train Iraqi jihadists, and redeployed our other forces to Afghanistan to continue with a Holy War that everyone can support.”

“It is time for a change in direction,” said Abu Jonjalali al-Murthab, one of Al Qaeda’s most outspoken leaders. “Our brothers are suffering, the future of our cause is at risk. We cannot continue on the present course. It is evident that continued jihad in Iraq is not in the best interests of Al Qaeda, or the Islamic peoples.”

Heh. Huh?