If you stop calling them corrupt, I’ll stop saying they aren’t

To no one’s surprise, Project Runway can’t find herself getting worked up about the firings of US Attorneys, yet she does acknowledge, with her usual contrarian disdain for actual thought, that “the sheer intensity of the effort to make this the big story of the week is bringing out the resistance in me.” Since I’m in a listing mood today, here are a few other things Ann Althouse probably doesn’t give a damn about because of the “intensity of the effort” to embiggen their significance:

(1) rats shitting in brain-damaged soldiers’ food
(2) climate change
(3) zombies
(4) cancer
(5) Sam Alito’s non-moderate judicial philosophy (OK, she definitely doesn’t care about that . . .)

Thankfully for all of us, Hilzoy isn’t bored by the “intensity of the effort” to comprehend the latest steamer from the Bush administration.