Can someone who puts up with Ann Althouse’s "ideas" explain something to me?
Shorter Althouse: “Compound sentences confuse me; moreover, I hate it when people assume I’m a right-winger simply because my views are often completely indistinguishable from those of the right wing. I can’t believe Glenn Greenwald gets three times as many hits a day as I do! I think he’s a crappy writer!”
Shorter Comments: “You’re so awesome, Ann — and way more popular than Greenwald. I’m a conservative and I love your blog. Anyone who disagrees with you is probably a sock puppet. Stupid left-wingers need to shut up.”