Today is the Day Donald Trump Most Assuredly Became President
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Well, you can’t accuse them of having learned anything:
Tomorrow's NYT print edition.
Not sure "TRUMP URGES UNITY VS. RACISM" is how I would have framed the story. pic.twitter.com/quOibXsp32— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 6, 2019
In fairness, you can’t deny that Trump has his finger on the pulse of the Rust Belt in a way no coastal liberal could ever understand:
'May God bless the memories of those who perished in Toledo,' Trump said, mistakenly saying 'Toledo' not Dayton, Ohio, where 10 people, including the gunman, died over the weekend pic.twitter.com/3NA7wxT9lY— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) August 5, 2019
Time for another trip to Ohio to find some 75-year-old who has voted for every Republican presidential candidate since 1980 to declare they’re voting for Trump to stick it to NASCAR-hating liberal elites again!