Hating Ross Douthat is Normal and Healthy but the Surgeon General Recommends You Hate Him for the Right Reason

Ross Douthat did a thing today, setting the internet ablaze. While I applaud The Internet for recognizing that Ross is like if a butt boil attended Mass regularly, I boo it for not understanding why he is a butt boil on the ass of punditry.

All Ross did was JAQ off to the Hanson post, which in turned JAQed off to the idea that sex should be “redistributed” to Incels. But Ross didn’t wax poetic about sexual socialism because he approves of it, only because he thinks the argument is a way to own libs.

If you actually READ the column, it's just a variation on a thousand other columns he's written. Make no mistake, Douthat would actually be scandalized by "sex redistribution." Not because it would be bad for women but because he is a religious zealot and prude.

— AngryPlantationDonkey (@LedZepBoxedSet) May 2, 2018