The Further Adventures of Paul Ryan, International Man of Seriousity
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Shorter Verbatim Paul Ryan: “The red slice here are what I would call people with preexisting conditions. People who have real health-care problems. The blue is the rest of the people in the individual market — that’s the market where people don’t get health insurance at their jobs where they buy it themselves. The whole idea of Obamacare is the people on the blue side pay for the people on the red side. The people who are healthy pay for the people who are sick.”
It’s times like this that only Pierce will do:
This is literally how all insurance works. If someone’s house burns down, some of your fire insurance money goes to help that person rebuild. If someone gets sick, some of your premium, healthy person, goes toward that person’s coverage. Increasingly, I have come to believe that Paul Ryan is a not particularly bright creature from another world. Let us see if we can explain this to the lad.
Let’s say that, in 1986, a 16-year-old lad loses his father to a sudden heart attack. Despite the fact that the family’s construction firm is relatively prosperous due to its generous share of government contracts, the family’s finances are considerably straitened. For the next two years, the young man and his mother receive Social Security survivor’s benefits. Of course, these came from millions of people who had Social Security withheld from their paychecks and whose fathers did not die young due to a sudden heart attack. One of them was, say, a 32-year-old sportswriter for the Boston Herald, who had Social Security withheld from what he was paid to watch the Red Sox blow the ’86 World Series, and whose father was still alive, but slipping fast into Alzheimer’s. Some of his money went to make sure Paul Ryan could complete high school and go on the college and get the BA in economics that made him the smartest man in the world.
And even leaving aside his contribution to the longstanding conservertarian war on the very concept of insurance, the mandate in Ryan’s Enjoy This Shit Sandwich, America! Act would make the ratio of sick to healthy people far less favorable and almost certainly destroy the individual market for insurance.
The idea that a health care bill written by people who are 1)fanatically obsessed with upper-class tax cuts and 2)have no command over the details of healthcare policy has any chance of passing is genuinely terrifying.