Snow job
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NWS predicts 22" for DC thru 7p Sat (w/ more poss after) . Compilation of forecasts: https://t.co/FJsV9efFYT pic.twitter.com/xWomzjMrku
— Capital Weather Gang (@capitalweather) January 20, 2016
Greetings from D.C., where apparently we’re doomed with extra Os and possibly a diacritic over the e.
If you’re not from the DMV and want to picture what it’s like when more than a single snow flake falls, imagine a chain-saw juggling clown slipping on a banana peel and falling into an open sewer hole, that happens to be filled with enraged crocodiles.
Forever.
The aftermath could look like this.
But no matter how bad it gets, the worst part will be listening to anti-science knuckleheads chortle “How ’bout that global warming? Hawr hawr hawr!”
Or maybe it will just rain.
[Update] As you’ll see in the comments, a predicted dusting of snow turned out to be an inch. The roads weren’t pre-treated because pre-treating for a dusting is stupid.
The opposite of hilarity ensued.
Now there are people who are still trying to get home and people trying to clean up the accidents or treat the roads and they’re meeting people who are heading to work this morning because Io forbid area employers tell their employees to stay home.
Good luck DMVers!
