And When He Sees His Reflection, He’s Fulfilled
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Shorter Mike Bloomberg: “Attention Bernie Sanders supporters: vote for Hillary Clinton or the country will get the Donald. Although maybe I’ll run anyway and get a MANDATE to force Congress to send an amendment repealing the Fourth Amendment to the states.”
Has Tom Friedman written his annual “a president who is a few ticks to my left is not good enough, we need a third party candidate who agrees with me about everything” column yet? Maybe he would be Mayor Rich’s VP choice. If he’s too busy I’m sure Matt Miller is available.