OLDMAN CAT vs. THE BANGING PLACE
By (Because it is finally cold in Louisiana, today we allowed the Great Dane I affectionately refer to as THE HORSE hang out in the laundry room with the door closed)
OLDMAN CAT: I DON’T MEAN TO ALARM YOU
SEK: THEN USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE.
OLDMAN CAT: BUT YOU NEED TO BE VERY ALARMED THIS IS VERY ALARMING
SEK: What’s “very alarming”?
OLDMAN CAT: THE ROOM IN WHICH THE BANGING HAPPENS
SEK: Couldn’t think of a better way to put it, could you?
OLDMAN CAT: THERE’S EVEN MORE BANGING IN THERE NOW
SEK: There is?
OLDMAN CAT: ALSO A SMELL
SEK: Clean laundry?
OLDMAN CAT: NO THE OPPOSITE
SEK: Dirty laundry?
OLDMAN CAT: EVEN MORE OPPOSITE
SEK: That’s not how that works, but continue.
OLDMAN CAT: I WILL STAND GUARD
SEK: Thank you.
OLDMAN CAT: I WILL NOT LET YOU BE BANGED
SEK: Phrasing, little man.
OLDMAN CAT: YOU WILL NEVER BE BANGED AGAIN
SEK: This is on purpose now, isn’t it?
OLDMAN CAT: SO LONG AS I LIVE YOU WILL NEVER BE BANGED
SEK: Will you get away from the laundry door already, you little shit?
OLDMAN CAT: REMEMBER MY PROMISE I LOVE YOU BYE