Occasions When It Is Appropriate to Wear a Shirt with Naked Women on It

#Shirtgate

1. You are attending a show celebrating pin-up art.
2. You are in your basement playing pool.
3. You have recently become a porn director.
4. You have recently become a porn actor.
5. You are the owner of a bakery that specializes in erotic cakes.
6. You are invited to a tacky Hawaiian shirt party which will culminate in a contest to see who has the tackiest tacky Hawaiian shirt and you are not going to let Steve win again.
7. You are naked, masturbating to that Woman’s Day magazine with Bonnie Hunt on the cover again and your friend calls and says he is standing outside your house and someone has rudely set him on fire–could you please come and pour some water on him? Not having time to plan your fire-fighting outfit, you grab the nearest articles of clothing…which just happen to be jeans and a shirt with naked ladies on it.

Any questions?