MLK Was Sarah Palin
You know Teddy Bear Martin Luther King, who never said anything that a contemporary Republican would disagree with and whose primary policy lesson was to oppose the affirmative action programs he actually supported? Well, I take you one step further: the MLK whose dream was that nobody should be able to criticize crackpots when, by pure coincidence, they turn out to be massive racists:
We don’t have freedom to say what we want. If I call — if I say negro or black boy or slave, I’m not — if those people cannot take those kind of words and not be offended, then Martin Luther King hasn’t got his job done then yet. They should be able to — I should be able to say those things and they shouldn’t offend anybody.
Indeed, this idea was central MLK’s philosophy. But the lie-beral media has suppressed the truth, just like they don’t want you to know about the 3rd Section of the 15th Amendment, “nothing in this amendment shall be interpreted as conflicting with the doctrine established by the Supreme Court in Dred Scott v. Sandford.”
UPDATE: So many coincidences!