Because I’m a Jew and my G-d enjoys a good spiting

Who is the bigger asshole? The person I wrote about

• in this story (about which I’m providing no information)

Or the person I wrote about

• in this story (about which I’m also providing no information)

I’m The Management here, and I aim to make sure no one forgets it.

(Also, feel free to comment on the quality of the accompanying images in those stories, because I’m the visual rhetoric guy and all.)