No Scab Left Behind!

After her exclusive comments in the wake of last night’s game, former Washington D.C. Chancellor of Public Schools and current full-time grifter head of some union-busting “students first” organization Michelle Rhee wishes to modify her remarks slightly:

There is a crisis in American refereeing and the owners know something has to be done. Breaking the union was a good start. These new refs are obviously just as good as the old ones, but they are not trying their best as the incentive system is skewed. At the end of the season they should be graded exclusively by a single multiple choice test. The officials will be provided with the questions, test, and answer key, although of course the honor system and the intensive proctoring by the guy who called the pass interference penalty on Ike Taylor will ensure that nobody consults the latter. Then the ones who get the highest grades get a bonus, and the bottom 10% get replaced by new employees from a temp agency. If the collective score of the replacement officials is higher than that of the former officials, NFL owners will receive a bonus of ten million dollars each, to be funded by stripping health insurance benefits from the moochers players. Hopefully, the noble lockout will ensure that Superman will finally arrive.