Only 10?
This is indeed some serious crazy. The plan to combine a regressive federal sales taxes with making a federal income tax unconstitutional is obviously the definitive one, but I also like this one:
Affirmative action for Republican officials inside the District of Columbia. “D.C.’s Republicans have been in the forefront of exposing and combating the chronic corruption among the city’s top Democratic officials. We join their call for a non-partisan elected Attorney General to clean up the city’s political culture and for congressional action to enforce the spirit of the Home Rule Act assuring minority representation on the City Council. After decades of inept one-party rule, the city’s structural deficit demands congressional attention.”
#2 is obviously keeping with the same theme…
…in fairness, it must be noted that Republicans believe that gays and lesbians should be completely stripped of their civil rights with dignity.