Suck On This
By Hard to argue with this choice.
The thing about the definitive “suck on this” moment is how utterly asinine the surrounding analysis is. How, exactly, is terrorism like a stock-market bubble? But when you defend disastrous wars in exclusively in terms of business-book cliches and vacuous catchphrases, it allows you to avoid stating things in specific enough terms that their stupidity becomes more transparent — i.e. “we need to randomly kill a bunch of people so we can deter suicide bombers.”