Just Tell Me Which Side are the Jedi…

This is all interesting and stuff, but it would help if someone would explain which side is in favor of democracy, goodness, and apple pie, and which side is Islamist, anti-semitic, genocidal, Nazi, Communist, and so forth. I’m guessing that the Azerbaijanis have to be the Sith, but the Armenians have those pesky close relationships with the Iranians and the Russians. Then again, now that the Turks are evil maybe the Armenians are good by default. Where’s a neocon when you need one?